1) Admit they were wrong the whole time (wouldn't THAT be great?)
2) Wonder aloud how Kerry could have lost by such a HUGE margin....
3) Writhe in agony knowing they'll have to endure another four years of the brilliance and heroism that is President George W. Bush.
I wonder what Michael Moore will be doing on November 3rd? Maybe he'll gorge himself at the nearest In-N-Out Burger and choke to death on a 20x20 Animal Style.
Can't you just totally see Michael Moore doing this?